Cat on the lamb!

So, our cat just decided he is going to become an insomniac, and torment us while we sleep. There is no way to explain his behavior, other than the fact that he has finally succumb to the City of Lights and wants more than what this cell of an apartment can offer him. Just tonight as I was creating this account, he actually broke out! Literally, climbed out the window that was cracked open ever so slightly, but never enough for him to squeeze his pudgy feline figure through. Well, I was wrong. The taste of the outside world isn't new to him though, we usually have to chase him after he runs out the front door while the pizza delivery guy shows (side note - there is ALWAYS an extra $5 tip to the driver that can catch him). But those conventional methods soon tired him out...I can imagine he was probably looking at the bars on the windows tonight (designed to keep things out/in?) and realized he has had enough, and well..."Tonight's the night baby...I'm busting outta this joint!" There were no sirens to warn me, no choppers shining the light down...nope, just a "Thump!" followed with a "Psshhoooooow" off to the races! I finally caught up with him at the pool talking on his cell phone. Cats are very frustrating, because unlike dogs...they just dont give a shit what you think, let alone listen. Alas, he is sleeping (for now)...luckily I wasn't, or my first blog might have had a sad ending. Ugh, cats.