GRΣΣK

Keg stands, college football, and drunk sorority chicks, what more does a guy need right? Well, anyone that knows me, knows that I am all about these things, so I thought naturally, I would be perfect for this show.

Ehem. Well, as it turns out...I would not be an Omega Chi pledge, but rather was cast as a faculty member. Hmm, what does that say about my age!??

Well, I arrived for my 8am call time, only to find out when I got there that they had changed it suddenly to 10:30am. BLURG %$#@!!

Considering the time I had to kill, and my fond affection for a little "Moons over my Hammy", I proceeded to the local Denny's down the street and indulged.

Okay, 10:00...time to go to work! I arrive to wardrobe and almost forgot that this show has a reputation for being complete assholes to background performers, good thing the wardrobe lady yelling at the guy at the front of the line was there to remind us. "Don't you listen? ...there is NO blue on set!"

...ahhhh, to be a human being.

We arrive at holding to be greeted by one of the AD's, who made the announcement that all non-union background is under no circumstances allowed to visit the crafty truck, and that that is reserved for crew, cast and SAG members, and anyone caught out there, will feel the wrath! There was a table set up for us outside the tent though, which had doughnuts, water, and luke warm coffee.

I took it with a grain of salt, until I heard the first victims screams later that evening. She was smoking a cigarette somewhere near the area and one of the vultures came down and demanded to see her SAG card and that there was no smoking there unless she was SAG. I mean, really!!??

Moving on to set, we were filming in a residential area outside of Koreatown. Some guy rents out his house for the show when they need it, and I could see why...it was enormous, and looked like your typical frat house, but on an IVY league scale. Big time $$$

The scene we were filming was a cocktail party for me and the rest of the faculty (who were all young mind you) and at one point, one of the principles who plays a teacher or perhaps the Dean, came up and was pantomiming with me, and continued to do so for every take, which should allow for some great screen time for me. The whole shoot lasted about 10 hours, which wasn't too terrible as we were working constantly.

Aside from the crew treating non-union like freshmen getting hazed (I think that smoker is still tied to the flagpole)...the actual cast, director & AD's were very friendly and professional.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must prepare for tomorrow's lecture...good day.

Without a Trace

This could quite possibly be the most boring blog entry I post, as absolutely nothing happened all day, so please bare with me as I try to turn something out of nothing...

Let's take a look at how my day went, shall we?

(taking off shoe, signaling you to follow me, and fade out to flashback)

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(Setting) - cafeteria with folding tables and chairs, on set of WB.

7:00am - report to set, check in, warm up with coffee

8:00am - wardrobe, then over to crafty for breakfast

9:00am - waiting to be called to set

10:00am - still waiting, opened book

11:00am - still waiting, finished book

12:00pm - any time now...?

1:00pm - finally, break for lunch! (1 hour walkaway) which I was happy to leave for an hour.

2:00pm - okay, let's get to work..."Wha'? Whats that...no? Oh, not yet? (sigh) Oh, alright...I guess I'll just wait some more over there then"

3:00pm - "Zzzz"

4:00pm - fiddle with iPhone

5:00pm - battery dead on iPhone

6:00pm - ...getting restless...

7:00pm - FINALLY, called to set! Okay, ready for my close up!! Set was a hospital, I was a visitor...finding my motivation, "annnnnd...Action!" walk, walk, walk, pantomime, pantomime...15 mins later, I am done...and it's back to the folding chairs for me.

8:00pm - I officially cannot feel my ass on these folding chairs any longer.

9:00pm - the PA arrives, and fortunately for me, called a wrap for the visitors...that's me! I can only imagine how long the rest of the patients and doctors had to stay.

So, as you can see...it's not all glamorous work, but I usually try to find something interesting to note and share with you, unfortunately today just happened to be about as exciting as your typical 13 hour lobby wait could be...but I felt obligated to share with you none the less.

I guess the lessons I learned today are, A) there is an awful lot of money being thrown around on these sets paying actors for basically sitting around, doing nothing all day...and B) I would absolutely HATE prison!

Silent Blog

Happy Holidays! I realize that I haven't updated my blog in a little while, thanks for being patient...I have just been busy with work, and the Holiday hustle and bustle. I added a couple posts this evening, and will continue to try and get you all caught up to speed before I make the trek back home for xmas.

"Merry Christmas. Shitter was full!" ~ Cousin Eddie

Flower Girl

It's the Holiday season, and while I love receiving cards in the mail and seeing friends/family in their favorite sweaters, Sherri and I really aren't the card sending types. However, that doesn't mean I am Hallmark-free this year. Just recently I worked on a movie called 'Flower Girl', which is a direct to television, Hallmark movie of the week. Oh boy!

It was quite the drive up, as we were filming on location in the Santa Monica Mountains in Malibu. The call time wasn't until early afternoon, but I knew we would probably go into the night...so I brought a jacket and scarf as I knew it was going to get cold! I realize I get zero sympathy from my Swedish-Norwegian-Irish-German-Polish brethren back in Minnesota, but to my credit, I could see my breath.

The location was on a ranch in the mountains, which must be owned by a studio, as it was almost too picturesque. I wasn't able to take any pictures on the shuttle ride out to set, but believe me when I tell you, the scenery was like being in any Tim Burton film.

The grounds were very colorful...filled with flowers, the grass was indeed greener, but on both sides...there was an old time Ferris wheel, an antique carousel that without a doubt put numerous smiles on youngsters back in the 19th century, "Milky" the cow, who is actually a cow/model/actor and is on pretty much every milk commercial or print ad in the country...and lastly, do you remember the American Pie movie where a certain someone played a certain instrument in a certain area? "And this one time...in band camp" Yep, filmed here.

The scene we were filming was a wedding, unfortunately for us...it was an outdoor wedding, and it was almost midnight. Up to this point, I had not recognized a single name actor, which I guess isn't surprising for a Hallmark movie, but still...I had high hopes I would at least get to see a Kirk Cameron or Patrick Duffy appearance. As I about to give up hope, the director called for 1st team (principle actors) to come on set and lo and behold, Marion Ross aka 'Mrs. C' (as the Fonz liked to call her) came and sat down at her mark. She is 80 years old, still working...and looked great. I think that deserves an Arthur Fonzarelli double thumbs up, Ayyyy!

On a side note, we were in a valley within the mountains and late in the evening the fog had rolled in, giving the outdoor set a very eerie but gorgeous backdrop. I was able to capture a pic with my phone...see below.



Moving on to the last shot of the night...we were now at the reception, and the child actor in this shot was instructed to run by the main table where the lead actors were giving their lines, and bump into one of the guys at the table, so as to stop him mid sentence so he could give the line "...and THAT'S why I hate kids!"

Well, all this happened and went off without a hitch...except for when the guy gave his line, it must have been too believable as the child froze like a deer in headlights staring at the guy, his eyes started to tear up, his lips started pouting and shaking...he was about to lose it!

I felt so bad for the little boy, as did the whole crew...the director ran up to him and kissed him on the cheek and tried to explain that this is all make believe and that this was his line. Fortunately, that pep talk got him through one more take and we were able to call it a night.

CSI NY

Ahhh...back to the work week.

While Monday found most of America pushing pens at their respective desk jobs, I was busy infiltrating a teenage sex ring operation in a seedy hotel room in New York's Lower East Side.



Actually, the day was broken into two parts...the first half of the day I was booked as a CSI Tech in the lab. Let me start this entry by saying that I have not seen a single CSI show, since it's existence, and don't plan on it anytime soon. The idea of catching up on all these CSI's SVU's, NCIS's, etc...seems so overwhelming, as they crank them out faster than one can catch up, but I understand it's popularity.

This crime lab set was pretty impressive, it consisted of several different rooms, hallways, elevators, and was detailed all the way down to the software programs running on the laptops. I had to look up 100 feet at the stage roof to remind myself that I was not on location somewhere. If you look closely in this pic, you can see the Brooklyn Bridge in the window of this side room.



The second half of the day was great fun, which had me doing a little bit of actual "acting". Me and one other guy were cast as Missing Persons detectives in charge of rescuing said 'teenage sex slaves'. Gary Sinise bravely led on point for this operation, guns drawn, we kicked in the door and rescued all but one girl, (she couldn't get around the cameraman in time). The actor playing my partner was brand new to the business, so when the director was giving him direction to come in and escort a few of the girls, he assumed she gave him free range to use dialogue..."Right this way ladies, everything will be okay, just follow me" he exclaimed.

The director of course had to yell "cut", as this is a no-no in the world of background. Well, unfortunately for me...the AD came in and looked at me thinking I was the culprit, yelling "Who is talking? This isn't a speaking part, blah, blah, blah!" Of course, I wasn't going to rat the other guy out...but after it happened again on the 2nd take, I ended up talking to the rookie, and asking what the hell he was doing! He's a good guy, and we ended up having a good laugh about it afterward.

On a side note, me and another guy crept around the set over lunch and took a couple pictures. We found the interrogation room, and here is me doing my best 'Jack Bauer' impersonation.

"WHO DO YOU WORK FOR!!?"



boop. beep. boop. beep.

AFTRA

Well, it's been a pretty big week for me. I just received the final prints of my headshots, which are ready for submissions. I joined 2 of the 4 main casting / agency websites here in Los Angeles...but even bigger news, I paid the dues and have joined a union!

As of Friday, I am officially a member of AFTRA (American Federation of Television and Radio Artists). This is great news because it opens up so many new doors of work for me! A lot of television shows seem to be going the way of AFTRA since nobody is sure what SAG is going to do with the strike. In addition to this, it allows me to start making some decent money (scale) working on 'Better off Ted'.

It's Thanksgiving weekend next week, which marks 1 year since we have been out here, all in all I feel pretty good about where things are headed...I am heading to San Antonio tomorrow morning to visit my family for a week, which means this will probably be my last entry for another week or so.

Happy Thanksgiving!

...and Skol Vikes!

Chuck

Thursday I worked on the set of Chuck as a CIA Agent, or a businessman...I am not really sure. All I know, is that I was in a group of 30 or so guys and gals all wearing dark suits, dark glasses, and very bland ties. This was another quick 2 scene shoot, where we weren't really sure what the scenes were about...but eventually somebody was held at gunpoint and was placed in a limo. I can be seen talking on my cell phone, walking in front of the limo as it takes off. So, I am just going to pretend that I was in on 'the job'.

Nothing too exciting about this set, sorry to say...we only worked for roughly 4 hours and we were out of there! There were a couple interesting items of note...there was a barista set up in the park making everyone iced lattes and frappucinos, all of which were free, so we got to load up on caffeine. I think the highlight of the day was Steve Perry hanging out on set all day...he was dressed like a PA (Production Assistant) though, so at first I thought "NO! Steve Perry working as a PA now? Man, things must have went downhill" ...turns out, he is friends with the director and was just hanging out on set, rather than rocking out in sold-out arenas...err, casinos.

Don't Stop Believing.

How I Met Your Mother

So, I am not sure how I missed this show...but I was just introduced to it about a week ago, and it is hilarious. Wednesday I was cast as....WHAAAAAT??? ...a Minnesotan? You betcha! They had several sets throughout the day, one was in a Canadian bar, as well as another bar called the "Walleye Saloon", and one upscale restaurant, which is what I was cast for. Looking at the sets I could practically taste the Grain Belt Premium, and smell the frozen Heggies pizza cooking in the oven.

The morning started out really weird, as I met my doppelganger! You see, there is another actor doing background with the last name Shellman, and I have ran across his name on several sets. Well, today as I received my voucher, I met this elusive "Jason Shellman" as he overheard my name and introduced himself. Turns out his last name is actually Snellman, but being that the 'n' looks like an 'h', it appears as Shellman. But here is the kicker...turns out, he is also from Minneapolis, and moved out here to LA about a year ago as well. Ooooo-weeeee-ooooo

The title of the episode is called 'Little Minnesota'...

Outside of the set, I was walking with a gal to grab a coffee at crafty and the red light was flashing outside, which means, they were filming and to sit tight. So, I was telling her all about the show 'Freaks and Geeks' and how brilliant this show was. Well, just to add to this mysterious day, guess who happened to show up in the doorway while we waited to go inside. Jason Segal...from 'Freeks and Geeks'! At this point, I am freaking out inside as this day is just too surreal. However, I kept my composure and explained how I was just telling her about his show, and Jason was humble and thanked me, explaining how much fun it was, and how we joked about how they all seem to be doing just fine despite the show being canceled 10 years ago.

All in all, a very strange day indeed.

Life

Tuesday had me working at Universal Studios on the set of 'Life'...once again, another show I don't watch. Seriously, I bet I could take a week of my life and try watching every show on tv right now, and still not be able to catch up.

However, I do know that the lead actor of this show was amazing in Band of Brothers, and another fun fact is, he's British. Which had me thinking about a lot of the shows being carried by lead actors from abroad. Dr. House...Brit. This guy from Life...Brit. Eleventh Hour...Brit. Life on Mars...Irish. Without a Trace...Brit.

I think it's hilarious as I have this whole Monty Python skit in my head when I picture them as a tough New Yorker type, then when the director yells cut, they slip back into their native British accent "Excuuuuuse me love, can I get some chamomile tea for me throat?"

I have a lot of time to think about this stuff when I am on set. :)

Anyway...today was a really easy day, I was cast as a reporter / still photographer. We were in a park outside all morning, and the scene was really short (5 hours). The director really wanted to feature us as paparazzi types, and got a ton of close ups of us frantically trying to get the "money shot", which should make for hilarious tv if you watch our facial expressions, as there is sure to be an abundance of over-acting.

Enjoy!

State of Play

Being that I am on a break from 'Ted', I was free to work on some other projects this week. On Monday, I worked on set of 'State of Play' with Russell Crowe, Robin Wright Penn, Ben Affleck, Jason Bateman to name a few. I was only fortunate enough to work with Russell, which I personally hold at the top of that list anyway.

The scene took place in a very upscale bar in the Biltmore Hotel downtown LA. This hotel was incredible, completely detailed from head to toe, apparently it held a brief stint as host to 8 Academy Awards during the 1930's. Speaking of brief stints...we started the day on a rather dark note, as some guy had jumped to his death in the building across from our hotel at 8:00am while we were in wardrobe getting dressed. (rumor was that it was one of the grips) Wowsah!

The AD greeted us bright and early at 7:30, and said to brace ourselves, as it was going to be a long day, and prepare for at least 14 hours.

Just to give you an idea at how long it takes to film a 2 hour movie...this 14 hour day consisted of only filming 1 scene where Russell walked from one end of the bar to the other, shared some dialogue with Robin's character (the girl Robin), and then a couple close ups with them sitting down talking. So, I guess you could call it 2 scenes, but still...you get the idea.

I have to admit I was a little star struck seeing 'Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North' walk into a bar 5 feet away from me. In fact, contrary to what most people think, there were no bar stools flying, no fist to cuffs, turns out...Russ was one cool bloke. He joked with us about drinking copious amounts of alcohol (I think he likes the sauce) and at one point, I happened to catch this extra staring at him while we were on our marks, and as soon as Russell noticed, he quickly turned his head away as if something incredible was happening on the floor. Russell took a couple steps towards him, leaned in, and introduced himself and shook his hand.

From what I understand, this movie has went through it's share of actors attached to it (Ed Norton, Brad Pitt) but they had to settle with Mr. Affleck.

But come on, who didn't love him as O'Bannion in Dazed and Confused!!?

"Y'all ready to bust some Freshman ass!?"

I BOOKED A REGULAR GIG!

I realize I haven't updated this blog in over a week, but it is with good reason. I have been working really long hours lately, as I just landed a regular gig working on a new show called 'Better off Ted'!!

Myself, and about 15 others were chosen to be regular office workers in this new show, which stars Jay Harrington and Portia de Rossi. Which I have to admit, made me a little star struck, as I am a HUGE Arrested Development fan!

There are several reasons this is great news:

1. This is an AFTRA show, which pays SAG rates...so once I pay my dues and join AFTRA, I can start making twice as much money!

2. There is still talk of SAG striking, which means business will slow down in this town, and I will have guaranteed work.

3. The background actors in this show are highlighted regularly, not just blurs in the background...there will be a unique choreographed style to this show, almost like a musical. It should be very interesting!

So, there ya have it...I am back to a desk job working for a company called Veridian Technologies, which is a morally questionable research and development lab. The characters are all quirky, the comedy is dark / witty...think Pushing Daisies, Arrested Development, Scrubs, etc...and then, throw in a little Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and there ya have it!

At the very least, it's going to have it's own unique style, which I think is refreshing. (ehem...CSI Nebraska?) I will keep you posted as to when it will air, but the show was picked up by ABC, and should be airing sometime mid season 2009.

The actors are all great, as is the crew...everyone treats us like we're part of the show, because we are. There aren't any egos with the principles, we joke and chat together. In fact, on Friday I was beginning one my entrances out of the Ladies bathroom, and Portia looks at me and joked about how not to worry, she wouldn't be the one to "judge me". (hint - she's married to Ellen)

I think one of the best parts about working this show, is that I still get to work other shows...being that I am a regular office worker, they'll only need me when they shoot the scenes in the office. So, I have this whole week off, as they are filming the lab scenes, and I am coming back after Thanksgiving.

In the meantime I still need to chase those vouchers, so I'll still work other shows...and tomorrow I am working on a movie called 'State of Play', which stars Russell Crowe, Ben Affleck...and another Arrested Development alum, Jason Bateman.

Then, I guess it's back to the boring old desk job for me. (sigh)...I hate Monday's.

The Amazing Mrs. Novak

Today I was downtown Los Angeles working on a pilot for an upcoming Lifetime show called 'The Amazing Mrs. Novak', apparently it's about a soccer mom turned NJ State Governor. Hmm...where have we heard this story before Hollywood??



While I understand peoples lack of desire to visit the so-called Garden State, I was actually quite thrilled, as they recreated a park in Los Angeles to resemble Autumn in "Joy-zee". It was nice to stroll back and forth kicking up leaves, and pretending I actually had a Fall this year.

I cannot even remember what they cast me as, but soon I was grabbed and asked to become a photographer for the press, and that pretty much stuck the rest of the day. This made the day fly by, as they gave me a fancy camera, that actually worked (sans film). I had a blast pretending to get all sorts of great shots, fighting my way to the front of the line, tackling and running over my peers, to get that money shot of Lindsay Lohan buying a cup of coffee...exciting!! (this actually happened 5 feet from me, FYI)

Anyway, I am sure there is more creative depth to this show (I hope), but much like everything in Hollywood...it's all about capitalizing on what is hot right now, and with Sarah Palin's recent 15 mins of fame...it seemed apparent to me, this is exactly what they were doing. (sigh)

Tell ya what...I may not be in the show, but I am recommending '30 Rock' instead...Tina Fey, now that is one dame who gets my vote! Absolutely brilliant writing.

Rules of Engagement

Roseanne, Full House, Cosby Show...these are just some of the shows I remember that started the credits with "blah-blah...is filmed in front of a live television audience".

I had no idea they continued to film this way, that is...until I made my way to set of Rules of Engagement on Tuesday. We sat in comfortable bleachers overlooking 4 main sets for the show. (diner, upscale restaurant, living room, kitchen) The AD greeted all of us and told us how it would the show would go, first we would do our blocking, (positioning where we would be sitting, standing, crossing, etc...) then we would do a few rehearsals, and then the audience would arrive at 6:30 and we would begin taping.

It was a breath of fresh air, as I thought it would bring a sort of theatre element to it, where the scenes would just progresses naturally, and for the most part that held true. We had a couple hours break before the audience shuffled in, so I strolled the studio lot to kill some time. I didn't run into anything exciting this time however, just lines of tourists being prepped on what to expect, the do's and don'ts, that sorta thing.

6:15 - time to take stage, we all shuffled into our positions and being that we were in the second scene (upscale restaurant), I was able to stand in the wings and watch the actors as well as the audience. It was a really good vibe, everyone seemed to be having a great time...the actors would joke and laugh when they had to do retakes, as opposed to yelling "%!@&!!...can we go again?" plus, the show stars David Spade and Putty (from Seinfeld), so it's kind of hard not to be laughing around those guys!

Tonight was also kind of a historic night, as Obama was elected President, and so the crew was updating us and the audience as the polls came in, and once projected the winner, the place erupted with even more excitement...it was a pretty electrifying night!

The episode is entitled 'House of Money', and should be really easy to spot me as I am sitting up at the bar with "Putty", while he and the lead actress are getting a drink, then in one other scene, I am sitting directly behind their table once they are seated.

The attached photo is looking down from the audience bleachers onto the restaurant and the diner sets, and the other is from the set looking up at the audience...normally cameras are frowned upon, hence the sneaky looking pics.

Catch me on TV...tonight!

So, it appears the shows I have been working on are finally ready to start airing. I just checked the synopsis for Eleventh Hour, and I'll be on tonights episode. Which means it's probably safe to say the other shows will follow suit in the coming week or so.

So please, grab some wine (LOTS of wine), and look for me on Eleventh Hour airing Thursday on CBS. Look for the the ambulances arriving at the scene of a construction site, we're the first responders in the blue Hazmat suits.

Copy that? Out.

Heroes

Greetings from the set of Heroes! I am trying something different this time around and actually blogging from set. This morning I was booked on set of Heroes, along with my trusty co-star (The Red Hyundai). Call time was 5am, which meant I was mainlining java at 3:30 this morning! The location is great though, as we're right on the beach and my attire is that of a "beach-goer". I really love these early shoots as you get to drive through Los Angeles like it's Anytown, USA and it's amazing how much of the city you get to see when you're not driving / trying to stay alive. I arrived at the beach at 4:40am and since I was a little early I zenned out and took in some waves before my battle against evil (e.g. - wardrobe) The shuttle arrived and took us to set, I breezed through wardrobe but came to find out that my voucher was MIA, the AD confirmed I was booked but had to acquire a voucher for me...and I hoped it would magically turn into the yellow kind, it didn't. I shot my first scene as a pedestrian walking between the lead actor who's plays "Claire's" father and some FBI agents. As I was waiting in the wings, Hayden Panatierre (the cheerleader) came out and said good morning to the crew and hugged her screen dad, after which some of the crew joked about her (possible spoiler alert!) prison outfit...and then she retired to her comfy director chair. FYI - she is super tiny, as in maybe 5ft? I am now sitting in the car as they just moved locations, the morning fog has all burned off now so it's getting really warm here in the sun...I just saw a double for Zachary Quinto who plays "Sylar" go racing by on foot so looks like ole' Zachary doesn't do his own stunts. Really?? ...you don't run? Well, I am all caught up now, so will update this as interesting things happen, until then...

Numb3rs

Okay, so maybe I need to start watching more television...or at least DVR'ing it, because it seems 95% of these shows I am being cast in, I have never seen! I have heard of them all, but just haven't invested any time in watching them. Time to put my DVR to work!

Wednesday I was booked as a cop on the set of Numb3rs, which I know very little about...I guess it's about a FBI agent who works with a math genius, and they fight crimes together...umm, one equation at a time?

Well, you can bet your y(x)=ass, there was a crime happening on this set, and this police officer was going to get to the bottom of it! (or at least walking around appearing to be)

We filmed this down in a parking garage underneath Los Angeles Center Studios (where they film Mad Men, amongst several others) I was given my direction of what I should be doing as well as placement, but the director replaced me to walk in between the two leads during the opening shot, so there is ZERO chance you will miss me in this, should you watch the show.

It was fun playing a cop, in addition to not having to bring your own clothes...you get a gun! Well, a prop gun anyway. Either way, it would have been fun to walk around LA dressed the part, just to see the different reactions you would receive. You know like verbal harassment, attempts on your life, etc...apparently people do not like the LAPD out here, yikes!

Boston Legal Redux

Monday was my b-day, so had the day off to enjoy. Sherri took me down to San Diego to tour a couple breweries and we camped on the beach in the surf town of Carlsbad, it was pretty rad.

Tuesday though, I was called back to the office to see good ole' Denny Krane and family on set of Boston Legal. This time around I played a bar patron at an Irish pub. The set was amazing, seriously...for the lack of all the Irish pubs in this town, they should just hire this set decorator and carpenter, build a couple replicas and all will be right in my world.

It was a fairly short scene, they had me bouncing around, talking to a couple gals throughout the bar, so I should have some pretty prominent screen time as my first position had me set as the only one standing next to the large table where all the principles (James Spader, Candace Bergman, Laroquette, Capt. Kirk, etc...) were sitting.

I was directed to end up at a table with this gal, and while we were sitting there, we overheard Spader jokingly referring to us as the Argyle Twins, and we didn't realize until that moment...but the AD had placed us together and we were both wearing argyle sweaters. (that's a big no-no in wardrobe world to match similar looks) However, we had already got most of the shot so it was too late, we had to match the scene, and we just became the comic relief for Mr. Spader for the remainder of the takes.

Stay tuned for my first Boston Legal "appearance" which will air Nov. 17th entitled "Kill Baby Kill"

Okay...back to work!

Ahhh...back to grindstone. First of all...I wanted to give a quick "thanks" to all who read this blog, your comments and well wishes truly make it all worth while.

Had a great time off with friends visiting, we packed in some great adventures! Camping on the beach, wine country, hiking, Venice beach, shenanigans in Koreatown...to name a few.

Friday was back to the ole' grindstone for me though, and this time it would bring me out to Mira Loma Prison complex for the tv show "Monk", and I would be playing the role of "visitor".

Once I Google-mapped the address, I must say...I was a little unhappy to be driving the hour and a half jaunt on a non-union voucher wage, but alas, it was work...and hey, it's not like I was getting 18-life!

Turns out, the ride out was very therapeutic, as I was able to drive through the mountains just as the sun was rising (and traffic free I might add), listening to some great music...can I just say, California scenery is completely mind-blowing at times.

Once over the pass though, the clouds darkened, lightning bolts lit the sky like a row of cheap motel room signs well past their prime, skeletal remains littered the roadside, coyotes howling like there was no tomorrow...it was apparent that I have arrived at my location...dun, dun, dun...Mira Loma County Prison.

Okay, so maybe not quite like that, but it was serious business being there as we were within feet of the actual inmates. When we checked in, we were given several rules but the top 2 were: 1. Stay 20 feet way from the prisoners at all times, as well as ZERO eye contact and communication and 2. Stay 5 feet away from all fences at all times, as the guards could/would mistake you for a convict up to no good, and then...who knows?

After check in, I tried locating the bathrooms, while all the inmates (actors) were sent to wardrobe to get their 'prison blues', and as I neared the fence where the real inmates were having their "yard time" I overheard them yelling at the actors "Hey baby...(whistle, whistle), come here..." and some other comments not so playful. It was hilarious to see some of the actors expressions though, as they were helpless and just had to sit there and take it.

Once the filming started, it went rather smoothly. It was winter again (apparently in the rest of the country), so us visitors waiting to get inside the gates, were decked in our warmest attire, while it was 100+ in the desert. I was just happy I wasn't playing an inmate, as they were directed to be out in the yard lifting weights, running around playing football and basketball...umm, no thanks! Sure, it looked like fun to working out and playing, but that desert heat is no joke.

Heatstroke aside, this was a great location to be working on, it was a treat to be given the opportunity to see a live, working prison so up close and personal.

The entire shoot lasted about 10 hours, and we were released a little after sundown. I am not sure the air date on this one, but should be on in 4-6 weeks. As with all these shows, I will update this blog with dates as they happen.

For now though man, I am just happy to be out, tasting real food again, smelling the fresh air...and I ain't never goin' back!

...unless they call me tomorrow with a SAG voucher.

Getting out of Dodge!

Que pasa friends, I just wanted to send a quick note saying that I will be taking this week off from the ole' blog, as we have friends in town from Minnesota! We're heading North up to wine country for a little camping trip on the beach, should be swell.

Anyway, in the meantime...I took the plunge and finally completed my headshots on Thursday! I think they turned out pretty decent, let me know what you think please? I narrowed down the long list to a small handful, but would love to hear your thoughts on which ones you like.

If you're interested...follow this link, and feel leave me a comment on my blog.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/theshellmanshow/sets/72157608125476340/

Until then,

~Rob

Thanks 'Queer Eye Guy'!

Well, I thought I was going to have Friday off, but was called at the last minute letting me know they were booking me on a new pilot for Carson Kressley's new morning talk show. You know, the 'Queer Eye' blonde guy. Truth be told, I already forgot what the show was called, "Carson Break" or something like that.

Anyway, doesn't matter...the bigger story tonight is I am retracting my "necessary evil" statement I made in my last blog. I am officially withdrawing my name from the 'audience hat' effective immediately. Without going into another diatribe about my utter disdain for this circus work, I just want it on the record...I am done with audience.

I think what really did me in was all the dancing they made us get up and do, coupled with all bunch of clapping to the beat, and swaying our arms in the air like we weren't supposed to care, while eager audience members got up to sing karaoke hoping maybe...just maybe...this would be their big break. Believe me, I tried getting out of it, but the fluffer tonight was a 300 pound, bald biker dude who was Johnny-on-the-Spot with everyone and called you out on it, if you weren't participating.

(Oh, and P.S. - if I had to listen to another phallic joke...I think I counted 14? I mean...we got it dude, you're gay, let's the keep the show moving already!)

Later I spoke with the biker-fluffer and asked him outright how much he was getting paid for doing this, and are you ready for THIS??...$900 per episode...WTF!!? Okay, so let's do the math, shall we? 5 shows a week x $900 (ummm...carry the 1...multiply by HOLY $#@!...) that is $4,500 / week!!! That is the kind of money that is out here in Hollywood ladies and gentlemen.

So, as you can imagine...the $8 / hour non-union scale we are given to be there listening to these goofballs, no longer registered as a "good idea" to me. Beyond that, I was never doing this for the money, it's all about the vouchers, and this doesn't provide that for me.

On a lighter note, Carson (the host) singled me out of the crowd and applauded me for what I was wearing and said "he really liked my sense of style" which is a pretty big compliment, coming from a gay man who has had several style shows. His guests tonight were, 'Sammy Brady' from Days of our Lives / The Biggest Loser and a zoologist (yep...this was the pilot) and I have to say, the best part of the night was the kangaroo the zoologist brought out, I've never seen one in real life, and let me tell you...amazing creatures! Seriously, I think that might be one of the first things I buy if I make it big.

In closing, I am actually glad I did this tonight...it helped me realize that while money is essential, it's not the main reason I am doing this, and the work/experience is what takes precedence.

But really? $900...reeaally?

ehem...Trivial Pursuit

I know, I know...so I said I would never do audience work again. I had every intention of calling EM (agency) and saying "no more!" on several occasions, but the left side of my brain kept suggesting that this might be one of those a necessary evils I should endure, and that I should look at the bigger picture (so to speak). The 'bigger picture' being of course, duckets, dinero, greenbacks, or simply put...cold hard cash.

You see, tomorrow I am finally getting my headshots done, which is great news...because this means I'll begin auditioning soon! Anyway, couple that with the training I have coming up (i.e. - improv, method, etc...) and you get the gist, suddenly sitting on my ass for 8 hours (basically watching live tv) suddenly becomes necessary.

(Bloggers note - Necessary maybe, but just for the record, I absolutely loathe audience work, as there is little knowledge to be gained, one might even say it's...'Trivial'...wink, wink)

Okay, so let's talk about the inner workings of a game show, shall we? As the title mentions, I was booked as (cringing while I type) audience on Trivial Pursuit...the hottest new game show in America! haha...I added that part. It does, however...create a nice segue.

So, we arrived on set at 9am and there were two lines formed outside on separate sides of the main gate...one being booked by some one-man agency simply called 'Donovan Agency', and then mine, which was booked through EM. Standing in line, I conjured up in my mind, some West Side Story type, rival gang fight breaking out between the two separate agencies, which helped numb some of my pain of being there.

Once through security and inside, we took our seats and the crew of course picked and plucked, shuffling us all around, as they created their audience masterpiece for todays show. Once that was complete, this guy comes out to greet all of us...no lie...dancing to some Jock Jams techno tune, talking into a microphone with the most overly excited tone. (think car salesman, meets radio DJ on cocaine) His job was to essentially keep us alert and happy all day...I referred to him as the 'Game Show Fluffer'.

Now for our host...since I had no idea this show even existed, I had no idea the treat I was in for once we were introduced. Christopher Knight aka - Peter Brady! (I can't tell you how many times the Brady's and a bowl of chicken soup cured my colds when little) My giddiness was short lived however, as the Fluffer explained how much clapping we would be required to do, and that we should always have our SEG's on (Shit Eating Grins) as we were creating...and this is where I almost lost it..."Hollywood magic"!! (bwah-ha-ha!)

I started faux-clapping about the 1st hour into it, FYI.

All sarcasm aside, I was pretty surprised to learn that the contestants do in fact win all that money you hear about. Coming from a media background, I am somewhat jaded about what is perception and what is reality. At one point during the game, the shows producer had to stop recording, and let the contestants know he needed to review the tape to see who in fact buzzed in first, much like the NFL replay system. I was impressed! Another interesting item to note, there are a lot of takes during the taping of these gameshows...sometimes even having the contestants recreate their wins, losses, answers, etc...

On the last show of the day, they brought in a small busload of tourists to help create this "magic" they spoke of, and they were there for all of 45 mins. I cannot in my wildest dreams understand why anybody would subject themselves to this torture for free, especially when there is so much to see in Los Angeles!

Alas...we laughed, we cried, and soon it was over and I had paid my dues for the day, and the acting piggy bank had a few more pennies in it.

P.S. - thanks for listening to me rant, it was all done with a smile, I promise. :)

Samantha Who?

Tonight I just finished with Samantha Who? which stars Christina Applegate. I was cast as a 'business pedestrian' which means, yep...you guessed it...time to suit up Shellman! The scene took place in Chicago during the winter at a coffee shop, and everyone was instructed to bring their winter wear, as there would be a lot of outdoor shots.

I thought this would prove to be hilarious, seeing as how we live in Los Angeles and the word 'cold' is used about as much as the word 'hello' from a stranger out here is. However, much to my surprise people wore their 'Sundance' best (see film festival) and it actually looked like we were in a village similar to Lincoln Park.

So, there we stood most of the day, outside in the streets dressed head to toe in our scarves, gloves, hats...while only 18 miles away from us, 10,000 acres were on fire, and thousands of people were fleeing their homes. Something just felt a little odd about that.

I was asked to come into the coffee shop during a scene with Christina Applegate, which makes it #2 on the 'Bundy Meter' I've worked with, if you're keeping track! (Peggy Bundy aka Katy Segal is on Sons of Anarchy) I am getting my coffee to-go as the gals were talking about their relationships. I did a little reminiscing as I made my way to the front door, bracing myself for the cold blast that was about to slap me in the face as I hit the blustery streets of Chicago in December, and was pleasantly surprised as I waited to go back to my mark, wiping the bead of sweat from my brow as it neared 85 degrees. Hey, I paid my dues! However, I couldn't help but think about home today, and while Sherri and I both miss the Fall quite a bit...it sure was nice to know I could retire my winter jacket for the season.

The United States of Tara

Ummm....should be more like 'The United States of AWESOME!!' as that is precisely how I felt as I finished the work week on Friday. Allow me to explain...let's go back to last Wednesday, shall we? As I was heading home from Warner Brothers, I got a call from the agency saying I was booked on Diablo Cody's new project 'The United States of Tara' on Showtime the next day. (for those of you not from Minnesota, she won the Oscar last year for her screenplay 'Juno')

This role would take me from tow truck driver to impound worker. Not sure if that is a step up or down? Either way, I met it with the same enthusiasm as one does in corporate America towards 'casual Fridays', it's a nice switch from having to wear suits all day!

Two hours before I was due on set Thursday afternoon, I received a phone call saying not to report to set, and that they wouldn't have time to get to my scene. Here's the best part...I still got paid for it! Not only that, but now I would be booked for Friday essentially getting paid twice for the same amount of work. Pretty sweet deal I thought...so I kicked on the fan, took a nap, and enjoyed a hard days work.

Later that evening, I received another call from the agency confirming the call time details, but then he ended the call by saying the magical words every non-union actor wants to hear. "SAG voucher"

Yes, I heard him right...I got my first one!! I won't bore all of you with the details, but you need a total of 3 to gain eligibility in the Screen Actors Guild, and I am now 1/3 of the way there.

I arrived to set at Noon on Friday, with one other guy who was my impound co-worker. We were told we wouldn't be needed for awhile, so we kicked back in a trailer, enjoyed some crafty, and when we were called to set, they only needed one of us for the scene, but also needed a vehicle. My esteemed colleague rode his bike to work today, which meant it was time for Sherri's car to finally get it's BIG break! They used him in the scene, and asked to use my vehicle...which is great because that meant more $$ for me. (they're required to pay extra for vehicle use) it's called a 'bump'.

Being that we were only filming the one scene, we wrapped in under 5 hours! I couldn't have asked for a better end to the weekend. Just to recap...I was paid on Thursday to do nothing, then was told I would be booked to do the same thing tomorrow for more money on a SAG voucher, and if that wasn't enough...the most work I ended up doing was giving Sherri's car a pep talk to cope with it's butterflies! I mean, for God's sake...the car got more screen time than I did!

It was very hard to wipe the smile off of my face this weekend, in fact...I am still smiling, perhaps Diablo had spread a little Minnesota karma my way, or someone is looking down, but there is no denying...it has been a good week.

P.S. - Sherri's red Hyundai Elantra can be seen 4 cars in, on the left.

The Mentalist

Warner Brothers studios is probably the granddaddy of all the studios out here. Sure, you have Universal, Sony Pictures, Disney, Paramount, etc...all big. But WB is massive, and I couldn't wait to get on the lot with such rich history, and who knows...maybe even catch a glimpse of the Batmobile.

Wednesday's job had me booked there for The Mentalist, as I understand it, it's about a detective who is so observant, they think he is psychic and he allows them to believe it. Anyway...I was cast as a tow truck driver, and as we were all sitting in holding I began to look around, and it became evident as to what the scene was about. There were cops, detectives, reporters, divers, and then us...the 3 tow guys.

Hmm...sounds like a crime scene by the water, and something needs fishing out perhaps?

As we all sort of did our own detective work piecing the scene together, I was already on to my next observation, which made me laugh out loud.

"Holding" as I mentioned in one of my earlier blogs, is the term used for where the extras are kept, sort of a base camp. How this terminology became acceptable is beyond me, personally I laugh at it as it sounds like a term used for cattle or livestock. Which leads me back to my amusing observation about yesterday. So, we reported to the Jungle stage, which is outside, down a trail into what looks remarkably like a jungle. (think POW scenes) But here's the kicker..."Holding" in this case, happened to be inside of an old wooden barn, and I just couldn't help but appreciate the humor in it all.

We broke for lunch around 3:30 and the AD said that she wouldn't need the tow guys, as they had to use their own production tow crew for safety reasons. However, she recast us, and needed 1 more detective for the last shot, and she asked me to do it. Which meant, I would need to eat quickly, head back to wardrobe and change. I toured the lot heading towards the Commissary and got to see some of the New York streets, as well as some of Chicago (for the ER shots), pretty cool! Well, I needed an iced coffee desperately, so I went into none other than 'Central Perk' the mom and pop coffee shop they used on 'Friends', however, sorry to disappoint...it was actually a Starbucks inside. After lunch, I tried to make my way towards wardrobe but again, the lot is huge, so I was a little turned around. No matter, in my journey across the lot I ran into the 'ER' stage, and saw a few of the doctors and nurses hanging outside smoking a cigarette, drinking coffee.

I made my way to wardrobe, suited up as the new dashing detective and was carted back to set. Our suspicions were correct, once I got to see the scene...they had submerged a car in the lagoon, and this was our scene of the crime. They actually had a fire hose filling the car with water from the other end of the lagoon, so that when the tow truck pulled it out, water came pouring out like it had been entirely submerged. Funny enough, on one of the takes the hose actually burst from the hydrant and there was a massive eruption of water, but the director had us press on to get through the shot, after which he yelled "Martini!" which is an industry term meaning that the scene was complete, and we were done for the day.

Look for me as the car gets towed out of the water, I am giving a statement to one of the reporters, as the divers come ashore.

Brothers & Sisters

Tuesday had me traveling to the land of the Mouse (Disney Studios) for Brothers & Sisters. I have to be honest, I hadn't heard of this show but apparently it's doing something right, as it's in it's 3rd season. I was playing a "Republican" at a book signing for Calista Flockhart's character. Well, the call time at this puppy was 6:30am, and since Disney's empire is located in the Valley, that meant yours truly waking up at 4:00am.

But I mean...nothing really primes you more than waking up at 4am, knowing you are going to play a Republican attending a book signing all day. Am I right???

zzz....

Wiping the sleepys from my eyes...Axl, Slash, Duff, Izzy, Steven and I all took the carpool lane and cruised onto set early. I went through wardrobe, and settled in with my coffee. At this point I grabbed my standard issue folding chair, and picked a spot up against the wall I thought would be quiet. It never fails...about an hour into sitting on these chairs, I always chastise myself for not bringing a comfortable camping chair from home. (let's see if I remember tomorrow)

7:30 one of the PA's comes in to let us know that she has some potentially good or bad news for us. Calista went home sick this morning, and the crew is going to either let us all go home (with pay) and call us back to shoot the scene when she is better (getting paid 2x for the same job) OR they would keep us until the end of the day in hopes she would feel better and muster the energy to finish the scene. Apparently, all they needed was this last shot to complete the episode.

Well, 5 hours had passed and they come back explaining that nothing has changed yet, and that they are going to break us for lunch and we'll know more at 1pm.

fast forward through lunch (I had a tuna melt)

As we all expected, she came back and we started filming at 2:30pm. In this scene I am sitting in the front row, listening to Calista read her book to us, and directly behind me sat none other than screen legend, Sally Field. It became quickly apparent that both of these gals were sick as dogs, I mean...literally I was caught in a celebrity sandwich of sick! They were troopers though and I did feel bad for them, but sure was glad to get out of that tiny set.

Still, I had to laugh driving home...as I thought to myself "God, I sure hope Sally Field didn't get me sick!"

That's something I'll probably never say twice.

Bone Deep

Well, the small work drought had come to an end Sunday when I received the call saying I would be working on the movie set of 'Bone Deep', I would be playing the arduous role of "hotel guest" switching over to the highly complex role of "street pedestrian".

All sarcasm aside, the location was shooting at the famous Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood and I was excited as I have yet to visit. Just a couple items of note, this hotel was the site for the 1st Academy Awards, Marilyn Monroe's ghost is said to be seen dancing in the ballroom, and various respected actors have resided here including: Charlie Chaplan, Cary Grant, Frank Sinatra, even Minnesota's own "Purple one" stays here!

The first half of the day was spent strolling a 25 yard section of Hollywood Blvd. as the camera shot from the 3rd story window of the hotel, as the thieves (principal actors) made their way to the hotel. Nothing too exciting to report about this scene, it was 7am...even the crazys were still sleeping I believe. The rest of the day would be shot inside the hotel, where the bulk of my scene would involve utter chaos and panic, as gunfire rang out, and we all were to react. I was picked (along with 7 others) to start on the 2nd floor with the principals (Paul Walker, and 2 more rapper/singers-turned Hollywood movie stars "TI" and Chris Brown) as they made they're way downstairs. I cannot even tell you how many takes we did of this, as there were so many people to direct, but I hated those steps by about the 17th reset.

Last scene of the night, I was outside of the hotel with a few other background actors as we were cued up to walk into the hotel entrance. Well, between all the takes we were to just sit tight outside with the 2nd AD, until the director yelled "Action". Well, this made for quite a show outside...as we were on Hollywood Boulevard smack dab in the middle of the tourists...and with all the lighting and equipment outside as well as us standing there in our fancy wardrobe, it wasn't long before the digital cameras were flashing, the fingers were pointing and dozens of people were just standing there staring at us, like we were the celebrities. Haha, it was really a creepy feeling!

When I got home that night I received a call from EM, saying I was booked on Brothers & Sisters at Disney Studios tomorrow morning...call time @ 6:30am!

Brush. Shower. Sleep.

Boxing and B-Listers

Last week I was able to enjoy a 3 whole days of downtime! (hence the gap in the blog) the first day off was fantastic, I was able to take in a couple movies, catch up on errands, get back in the gym and just enjoy civilian life. However, after the 3rd day without a phone call, I was starting to wonder if perhaps the initial wave of jobs I booked, was maybe just a fluke...and was starting to get a little anxious.

Alas, the free time was there for the taking, and I was going to take advantage of every minute of it, so when Sherri and I were not spending time together, I was living in the gym burning off all the Craft Services from last week.

I belong to this boxing gym out here called Fortune Gym. Justin Fortune is the owner, who also trains me on the side, I won't bore you with the details...just know, the guy went toe to toe with Lennox Lewis in a championship fight. Anyway, there is a point to this story...I was in there on Wednesday, and in walks Danny Partridge (aka - Danny Bonaduce) to film some sort of segment for his syndicated radio show he has. Apparently, the guy likes to fight now (alot)??

Okay, okay...so that was Wednesday. Let's fast forward to Thursday, I am in there hitting the heavy bag, and on the bag next to me was Bayside High's favorite transfer student, Mr. AC Slater (Mario Lopez). Apparently, he has some more "preppie" beatdowns to give.

So, while I respect the gym quite a bit, as it is known for steering far clear of "Hollywood types" and white collar boxing, I just had to laugh when back to back days in there...felt more like a night watching TV Land, and just had to share with you. I'll keep ya posted on any Tony Danza sightings as they happen. "Ay-Yo, Yo-Ay!"

Cold Case

Well, I just wrapped with the show 'Cold Case' tonight. Apparently it is about a detective who gets these cases that were never solved, so the show gets to have fun with flashbacks to different periods...tonights being 1953. The location was at the Santa Anita Racepark, which was built in the 1930's. Our waiting room was outside in the VIP bleachers, which was actually pretty great, as there were plush chairs and it overlooked a spectacular sight overlooking the mountains and palm trees. As I was sitting there admiring the beauty of the landscape (California really is a gorgeous State) I couldn't help my attention being diverted to the scene all around me. Being that this was a period piece, we were all decked out in vintage 1950's clothing...plus, we all had to go through hair & makeup which really made for an amusing sight. I mean, the gals all looked like Marilyn Monroes or Jackie Kennedy's, and the guys well, of course we all looked dapper in our burlap suits and oxfords...but it was sort of a surreal sight, I mean...where else (sans Halloween) would you find yourself immersed in this situation? I guess that is why I love my craft so much, the ability to evolve into new characters, absorb their personalities, experience periods of time most people only get to read about in history books, or perhaps hasn't happened yet, or even better...could never happen, in a realistic world. The scene tonight took place in a ballroom, complete with swanky samba/swing style music, martini's, manhattans, dancing, cigarettes, cigarettes, and ehem...cough, cough...more cigarettes. They sure loved to smoke back then. Ahhh...ignorance is bliss, no? Well, putting all health risk hearsay aside, they certainly seemed to elevate the debonairness of the evening. This actually was a weird situation for me, as I personally gave up smoking almost 3 years ago, and haven't touched one since. However, after speaking with the prop crew and confirming that these were stage cigarettes (completely herbal), I indulged. I must admit it was nice to hold a cigarette again, but being that filters were uncommon in 1953, it quickly made me realize why I gave up smoking in the first place. Oh, I almost forgot...all the guys received haircuts today, so as to make sure we looked the part. This came at a great time, as I was overdue. The best part is...not only was it a free haircut (done well, I might add) but they paid ME to do it! ($5) All in all, I have to say that my experience tonight on this set has been my favorite thus far, all though, I do look forward to what the rest of the week has in store. I'll keep ya posted!

P.S. - feel free to leave me comments...it will inspire me to write more, if I know somebody is actually reading this!

Cheers -

Dirty Sexy Money

I just wrapped Dirty Sexy Money this weekend, which I was called on for a 3 day shoot. I played part of the wait staff in this ridiculously expensive wedding for the Darlings. (much like the Trumps) I have yet to see this show, but hear it's quite good. The set was unbelievable, they spent $9,000 on roses alone for this set. I was only supposed to be on this for 2 days, but was asked to come back the 3rd day, which I thought "hmm...maybe, just maybe a voucher?" and agreed to come back. I called EM (Extras Mgmt) and let them know I was booked and unavailable for anything else for Friday, and sure enough when I arrived Friday morning, they had given a couple SAG vouchers out, but people were chosen at random and I unfortunately didn't have the Irish luck with me that day. However, I had a great experience, and think I made a good impression with the crew, so I am hoping I will get called back at some point. The title of the episode I am in, is entitled "Summer House" and airs 10/15 I believe.

There was a moment Friday morning that really made me stop and smile...I was walking on the studio lot (Paramount Pictures) drinking my coffee, the sun was just coming up and I looked up at the hills, and I swear to God...just like a framed picture, there stood the famous Hollywood sign, as I was walking between stages. It's moments like that, that you always want to remember.

Sons of Anarchy

I was booked on Sons of Anarchy last Tuesday, (think The Sopranos meets Hells Angels) and had to drive up towards Santa Clarita to Disney's Golden Oak Ranch. This time, I would be playing a lumberjack, with 4 other guys. The ranch was absolutely gorgeous, and it was refreshing to be out of the courtroom for a change! This was a part of LA you dont get to see everyday, it had rolling green hills, horses roaming, old houses that were used in Bonanza, and Little House on the Prarie, etc...

The setting was supposed to take place in Fall, I wore jeans, boots, and fortunately they didnt make me wear thermals, but I had to sport a flannel for the better half of the day. Surprisingly, it wasn't that hot out though as we were in tents. Craft service was fantastic though, as when you are filming 'on-location' anywhere, they have to bring in caterers. We had cornish game hen, prime rib, endless salad bar, the list went on and on. They then shuttled us over to the set, where we set up camp for the better part of the day, and I nestled under a tree and read a book all day, it was really pleasant. The scene we shot, was in a country bar where a huge fist fight breaks out, so we got to see 8 stunt men just go at it for a couple hours, bottles breaking, people getting tossed around the bar...good times!

Boston Legal

I was booked for another courtroom show, but much much cooler this time around. I was booked on the Emmy winning show 'Boston Legal' and was cast as a 'courtroom spectator' but the cool thing is, I was sitting directly behind the man himself...Captain James T. Kirk, although I think his name is 'Denny something' in this show. It was cool to be in a scene with him, John Laroquette, and one other actor who I have seen countless times, but cant place his name...real character actor. Anyway, he's on the witness stand so you'll see who I am talking about. Pay close attention when Shatner fires a gun in the courtroom, shouldn't be hard to see me ducking in the background. The episode I am in is called "Kill, Baby, Kill" and I believe it airs Nov. 17th.

This was a 2 day call, so I was recalled on Monday. Recalls in TV Land are good for non-union background, as there is a chance you can aqcuire a SAG voucher if you work a show if you're called back for a few days. I wasn't that fortunate this time...but I did get to meet some cool people and hear some very interesting stories. I befriended a guy who played a principal role in John from Cincinatti on HBO, I also ran into a Fox 9 news reporter from MN, who is now working as a SAG background actor and maaaaaan, was this guy a pompous ass. 90210 was filming a few stages down...I tried to catch a glimpse of the actresses, so I could offer them some food or something, but only managed to see a West Beverly High school bus parked out front. On the last day, I walked back to wardrobe side by side with William Shatner, but didn't have the nerve to say anything to him. Dude!! He's a tv icon! What was I going to say?? Alas, I am sure there will be more opportunities down the road.

Audience work

Ugh, so I got a call from Extras saying I would be booked on Family Court...which I have never heard of, so I assumed it was some cable courtroom drama. Ohhhhhh no. I arrived on set to find, it was one of those reality/day time court room Judge Judy type shows. YUCK! I was cast as "audience", and while it was really easy work...I will never do it again. Thing is, I can't stand watching these shows even once when they're on tv, but it was an 11 hour day while they filmed 8 or 9 of them in a row. Oh the humanity! I will give you a couple cases so you can see what I am talking about. One case involved a mother suing her son because he doesnt spend enough time with her, and she wanted to have "family jam night" and play more music with him, but he is in high school and wants to play sports. Case #2, an OCD brother, sued his roomate/sister who loves to collect things (aka - a packrat) Case #3, a 21 year old son, wasn't ready to move out of his Mother's condo, because he loved the amenities, and wants to save up $$ for a place just as nice first, so she was suing to get him out of the house.

Anyway, you see where I am going!!?? Ugh, I felt so gross when it was all said and done and I am calling the agency and telling them I am no longer doing any audience work.

Eleventh Hour

Well, my first 7am call...which meant I had to get up at 4:30am so I could make it downtown. I arrived on location, and was instructed through Extras Mgmt. that I would be playing a member of a Hazardous Materials Unit (HazMat) and would be in a "white suit" well, I arrived at wardrobe, and sure enough they handed me this paper thin full body suit to try on. I suited up, they approved it. However, one of the 2nd AD's said they needed one more member of the "Blue team" and immediately pointed to me, and said I would now be playing the Blue Team. Well, at first I thought "Hey...this could be cool...maybe this is an upgrade" HA! Boy was I wrong...they gave me my new and improved suit, which was made from some sort of heavy rubber material, and to top it off had the full helmet/mask to go with it. Did I mention it was 90 degrees outside yet?? Alas, me and the other members of my team strolled over to (Holding) where they keep all the background talent until they're needed, and when we entered everyone just gasped and moaned looking at our suits, extras dressed as construction workers repeated "Ugh, I thought we had it bad today" etc...

The scene ended up being quite a bit of fun though as we all hopped into an ambulance and got to fly into the scene doing 40mph or so, and hopped out with the intent to save lives from some sort of contaminated construction site. The show is sort of X-Files meets CSI, and premieres Oct. 9th I believe on CBS...you should be able to see me, as when we hopped out of the ambulance, we were only suited 3/4 of the way. Once I took that suit off though....boy was I soaked. I couldnt help thinking the whole time..."God, I hope they had this suit cleaned since the last time they used it!"

The Starter Wife

Well, this was my very first job (9/15) on set of The Starter Wife and needless to say, I was excited/nervous at the same time, as I wasn't sure what to expect. However, once I arrived on the studio lot (Culver Studios) and spoke with 'Dean' the 2nd AD (Asst. Director) he was real cool and he gave me the low down as to how the day would go. He had me walk to Wardrobe and get checked out, basically they just give you the once over and if they don't like what you're wearing, or if it doesn't fit in with the character or show's look, they make you change. In this case, I needed to change out of my polo and into a t-shirt, as I would be playing 'Craft Services' on a movie set as Debra Messings character has a dream sequence where she is Lara Croft. I saw her stunt double outside the stage, and she looks EXACTLY like her, it was uncanny. Extra work involves a LOT of downtime, sitting around waiting for your scene, or whenever they need you, so I buddied up with a couple guys and just asked as many questions as I possibly could about the business, and did a little networking. I must say, it was a really cool feeling walking into that Stage and seeing all the sets, lighting, cameras, etc...after 4 hours or so, it was finally time for our scene. It was pretty basic stuff, they had me stand in front of a table filled with food/drink and sort/straighten things out while the scene was shot. I got some pretty great camera time though, as I was standing right behind the two actors in the scene. All in all for my first day on set, it went pretty smoothly and we wrapped in under 8 hours. As I was leaving around 10pm, I got a call from Sherri (my lovely wife) saying Extras Management (talent agency) called, and has me booked bright and early tomorrow morning downtown LA...yikes, I better get some sleep!

Must....update....Blog...zzzz

I have been crazy busy, working every day since last Monday, and unfortunately haven't had much time to update this blog, so I am going to quick jot down the shows I have been working on so as not to forget and will come back and update this with their own personal stories for each shoot. So far, they include: The Starter Wife, Eleventh Hour, Boston Legal, Sons of Anarchy & Dirty Sexy Money. So, if you watch any of those shows, I will keep ya posted as to when I will be on and where to look for me. (hint...look towards the background)

Set your Tivos!

Sooo...things are slowly moving forward for me it seems. Last Friday I registered with a talent management agency specializing in background work. They had me bring in wardrobe and we did a quick photo shoot, then they went to work submitting my ugly mug to various casting directors around town.

That same night, I received a phone call saying they wanted me for 'The Starter Wife', filming on Monday! I mean, I was confident I would get some work I guess, but was very surprised at how fast I got my first booking.

Anyway, it's been sort of a whirlwind already, as I have been crazy busy with work...the agency has been well worth it so far, they have already paid for themselves with the first 2 jobs I booked.

It's not completely glamourous work, (as I have already found out) but rather than working the stereotypical 'actor jobs' (barista/waiter/bartender/stripper, etc...) this at least has me working in the industry, and gaining experience on camera, and even more importantly...one step closer to becoming union.

For those of you who care, I will keep this blog updated with my experiences on set, and all the crazy shenanigans taking place in Hollyweird, as I see them.

Cheers!

Did I mention 'I love beer'?

Last month, I took a trip back home for 10k Lakes Festival, and had the luxury of drinking good beer again. One of my very dear friends, works for Summit Brewing Co. which brews the closest thing to perfection, human lips can taste. I took a very large empty suitcase with me, knowing she'd be coming home full of the good stuff. I got to the airport and before I got into the terminal I opened up the suitcase and secured the bottles the best I could, and as I went to weigh it, the girl told me I was roughly 8 pounds over, so she would need to charge me $50. In truth, I actually pondered paying the $50, as in my mind it was going to be soooo worth it once I got back to the Golden State, knowing I had the best beer in all of Los Angeles!


Alas, I am but a broke struggling actor after all, so I had to at least try and weasel out of the $50. So, with only a few minutes left to board the plane, I juggled some items to my carry on, threw away some unnecessary items I could buy once I arrived home (deodorant, toothpaste, etc...) and took the precious "Summit-case" back to the scale. "You are still 1 pound over sir" the gal at the desk sadly informed me. "Ugh, this is a nightmare" I thought. I was now down to the essentials, stuff I just couldn't part with. So, keeping in line with the theme all weekend, I proudly unzipped the case, pulled out 1 tall Summit bomber, and walked to the gal at security who was helping me transfer things, and I said "Here, this is for you" and with a smile she said "Well, thank you...and while I don't drink beer, I will make sure to give this to somebody who will appreciate it as much as you do"

...and so, I returned my precious goods back to the baggage desk, just 1 bottle shy, but knowing it went to a good home. I am happy to report that his friends had a safe flight home, and they are chilling in the refrigerator right now, and tonight we will reflect on the journey we had last month by the pool, and the good times of 10KLF, and seeing great friends back home.

Slante!

Chee-WOW-wah rant

Okay, it's been a very long time since a trailer has outright pissed me off...but this one takes the cake.

I realize that the WGA strike took it's toll on Hollywood, but never has the effects been more clear than after watching this trailer. The cleverly named "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" is coming out soon kids...and while I would like to think it's aimed at just that demographic...'kids', I am calling shenanigans!

You can't walk down the street in this town without having 1 of 2 things in your hand, 1) a Venti soy latte, with a red eye, double shot, splash of blah, blah, blah...or 2) a leash dragging behind some little yipper of a dog that doubles as the happy couples, ehem..."baby".

The start of the trailer actually had me excited, (which pisses me off even more) as the narrator started talking about the history of his people, the wide angle lens panning across the country, the ruins...it had the buildup to be another Braveheart type flick, then BOOM...right down the flippin' toilet! We have ourselves an entire movie devoted to these yip-rats! (that's new, feel free to use it) I mean...I defy you to watch this trailer and not think of Paris Hilton. It is obvious this train wreck was made for her, and for all of her sheepish followers.

Now let's talk about the cast...Salma Hayek, George Lopez, Paul Rodriguez, Edward James Olmos, and it saddens me to say this...Cheech (Up in Smoke) Marin! Sensing a trend here?? I could see the pitch now "Baby, I got something for ya, let's do a movie about Chihuahua's living in Beverly Hills...and what it's like for them to have to put up with rich white celebrities" At first, I thought the bulk of the jokes written for this movie would just be your cliche Beverly Hills shallow bullshit, but now it appears we can look forward to the same ole' tired stereotypes of what it's like to be a Hispanic dog in LA...and not even East LA.

(sigh) I am going to pop in a dvd and watch something with a little substance...like Beverly Hills Ninja. (RIP Chris Farley)

Cat on the lamb!

So, our cat just decided he is going to become an insomniac, and torment us while we sleep. There is no way to explain his behavior, other than the fact that he has finally succumb to the City of Lights and wants more than what this cell of an apartment can offer him. Just tonight as I was creating this account, he actually broke out! Literally, climbed out the window that was cracked open ever so slightly, but never enough for him to squeeze his pudgy feline figure through. Well, I was wrong. The taste of the outside world isn't new to him though, we usually have to chase him after he runs out the front door while the pizza delivery guy shows (side note - there is ALWAYS an extra $5 tip to the driver that can catch him). But those conventional methods soon tired him out...I can imagine he was probably looking at the bars on the windows tonight (designed to keep things out/in?) and realized he has had enough, and well..."Tonight's the night baby...I'm busting outta this joint!" There were no sirens to warn me, no choppers shining the light down...nope, just a "Thump!" followed with a "Psshhoooooow" off to the races! I finally caught up with him at the pool talking on his cell phone. Cats are very frustrating, because unlike dogs...they just dont give a shit what you think, let alone listen. Alas, he is sleeping (for now)...luckily I wasn't, or my first blog might have had a sad ending. Ugh, cats.